? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.