did you get engaged???
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
kristin has been a bad kristin
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.