I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
When are your genitals available?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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