i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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