Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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