Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.