After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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