That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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