you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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