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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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