i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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