I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
