gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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