ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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