his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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