I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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