All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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