I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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