I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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