It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
do nipples grow back?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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