well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize