I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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