Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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