strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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