I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
This house was built for laser tag.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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