if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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