I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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