they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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