fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Randomize