So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i out mim tonsoeep
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