i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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