Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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