Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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