White coat. Heels.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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