We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
