Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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