i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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