Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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