Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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