even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So apparently I’m into choking now
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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