i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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