My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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