we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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