We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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