found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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