i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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