just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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