my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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