their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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