Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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