Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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