I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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