i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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