i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We don't watch enough power rangers
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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