Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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