hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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