Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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