Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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