nutella sex= disaster
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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