I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
